Wel, wee finally hahvezted mye two punkuns and weighed 'em. Da Dill wuz aboot 37 powndz and da Max genurashun #1 seed #311 wuz 39 powndz.There's alzo a yiddle yellow guy in da moovee dat wee didn't harvust. Zo, Ize gezz Mr. Mazzachozits Max iz ztill da record holdah wid hiz ova 70 pound behemoth butz we're pritty happee wid wat wee gotz.
Ize need eight new wurds tah bring da dishunary upe tah da nex pryme (dat wud be 937). Pluz, aftah cleaning upe da dishunary (id didn't hav any "badd" wurds, lyke Paylin or MikCain (oops, pahlitikully biased, sorree) in id, juz multiply-defined wuns and a few mizzing undahskorz), Ize changed da program tah report da numbah ov wurds in da dishunary.
Zo, let mee put awn mye creative wurd generating hat and zee if Ize cayne mangle a few ov deez nounz and verbz and denn run tspeek vershun 2.2l awn id.
Translation by Toby Speak Version 2.2l
The dishunary contains 937 wurds.
