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Da Wisdom in Hawt Chawclit

A group ov grajewettz, wel established in their careers, wur talking at a reunion and dasided tah
goe vizit their owld university professor, nuhow retired. During their vizit, da conversation turned tah cumplayntz aboot stress in da wuk and lives. Offering hiz geztz hawt chawclit, da professor went into da kitchen and returned wid a lahge pot ov hawt chawclit and an azzortmaynt ov cups; porcelin, glass, crystal, summ playne luking, summ eggspensive, summ exquisate - telling dem tah elp demselvez tah da hawt chawclit.

Whin dey awl hat a cup ov hawt chawclit in their hand, da professor sayd: 'Notice dat awl ov denn nyce luking, eggspensive cups wur taken, leaving behind da playne cheep wuns. While id iz normal foah yew tah wan onwy da best foah yourselves, dat iz da source ov yur probeleymz and stress.

Da cup dat yew r drinkin frum adds nuddin tah da hawt chawclit. In mohst cases id iz juz mowa eggspensive and in summ cases even hides wat wee drink. Wat awl ov yew reelee wanted wuz hawt chawclit, nutt da cup, butz yew consciously went foah da best cups. And denn yew began eyeing each other's cups.

Nuhow consider dais: Lyfe iz da hawt chawclit; yur job, money and position r da cups. Dey r juz tools tah howald and contain lyfe. Da cup duz nutt define, nor change da quality ov lyfe yew hav. Zumtimez, by concentrating onwy awn da cup, wee fail tah enjoy da hawt chawclit Gawd haz provided us. Gawd maykes da hawt chawclit, man chooses da cups. Da happiest peeple don't hav da best ov evereeding. Dey juz make da best ov evereeding dat dey hav. Liv simply. Luv generously. Care deeply. Speek kindly. And enjoy yur hawt chawclit!

Tanx foah dat vewy Zen peeze ov wisdom frum Lindab. Nuhow wee awl need summ hawt chawclit. Heah iz a grate, cheep, eazy recipe foah "drinkin chawclit". Id iz mach thicker dan regular hawt chawclit, and mowa lyke dessert dan a drink. Yew may hav hat drinkin chawclit befoah. If yew buy id at a store lyke Holee Foodz, yew wiyill kno dat da mix iz useyulely vewy eggspensive. Butz wid dais recipe, awl dat yew need iz 3 oz. ov semi-sweet chawclit chips and 10 oz. ov milk per serving.

Instrukshuns:
Playz semi-sweet chawclit chips in a small bowl. Put milk in a pan and heat ova medium heat awn stove top. Continue heating unetill milk iz wahm, denn ad chocoalte chips. Stir constantly wid wisk unetill id juz comez tah a boil. Pour da drinkin chawclit into cups and led cul foah 5 minuets zo da mixture wiyill thicken upe. Enjoy!

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PZ: Tanx Tineecee Tim foah yur birfday wurds and wishes.

PPZ: Tanx foah da two new excellent wurds frum Chip! Ize am triing nutt tah getz mye awndawaya in a bunch ova dais moregij crisis!

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