Gud Carma
Dais iz wat da Tobeelama haz tah za foah 2008. He zent id tah mee in an e-mail, butz Ize tink he may hav stowlin summ ov id frum "Life's Yiddle Inztrukshun Book", written by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Instrukshuns foah Lyfe
1. Tayk into accoud dat grate luv and grate acheevmintz involve grate risk.
2. Whin yew looze, don't looze da lesson.
3. Fallow da three R's:
- Reespekt foah selv
- Reespekt foah udders
- Responsubbility foah yur akshunz
4. Recommember dat nutt getting wat yew wan iz zumtimez a wundahfull stroke ov luck.
5. Learn da rewellz zo yew kno haow tah break dem properly.
6. Don't led a yiddle dispute injure a grate relayshunzhip.
7. Whin yew reeleyez yew hav made a mizteak, tayk immediate steps tah correct id.
8. Spend summ tyme alone eweree day.
9. Open yur ahmz tah change, butz don't led goe ov yur valyouze.
10. Recommember dat silence iz zumtimez da best answer.
11. Liv a gud, honorable lyfe. Denn whin yew getz owlda and tink back, you'll be able tah enjoy id a second tyme.
12. A loving admozfear in yur homee iz da fowndayshun foah yur lyfe.
13. In disagreements wid loved wuns, deal onwy wid da current situation. Don't bring upe da past.
14. Cher yur knowledge. Id iz a way tah achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle wid da earth.
16. Wunce a year, goe somewhere yew hav nevah been befoah.
17. Recommember dat da best relayshunzhip iz wun in witch yur luv foah each odda exceeds yur need foah
each odda.
18. Judge yur zuckzezz by wat yew hat tah give upe in order tah getz id.
19. Approach luv and cooking wid reckless abayndun.
Chow,
Amee
Translation by Toby Speak Version 2.2k
using the jul08.dic dictionary.
PZ: Pleeze note dat da Tobeelama iz a wun "L" lama. Yew may want to mayke a note ov diz in Lebstah'z Dishunaree.
1 comment:
Dais iz a grate day! September 23, 2008. Da day Zen Mastah Tobee started hiz own blog! In a sense, dais iz da birfday ov hiz blog.
Zo maybee wee kud concentrate awn birfday wurds. Candles, cake, cahds, makin a wish, presents, parties, singing Happee Birfday, addig 1 tah yur age, blowing owd candles, ice cream. Favors, flavors, going tah Chuck E. Cheeze, playin gaymez, ribbons, wrapping paper. Ceeing frends, riding ponies, smacking pinatas, getting goody bags.
"Summ peeple, no matter haow owld dey getz, nevah lose their beauty - dey merely move id frum their faces into their hearts. ~ Martin Buxbaum"
Translation by Toby Speak Version 2.2k
using the jul08.dic dictionary.
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