The following is a letter to someone named Nichol. She was kind enough to raise my two cats at the time of their birth up until the 7-week point in time. My cat's (Zee and Atom) are now 5 months old and I wrote Nicole this letter with a link to some pictures taken today
Hi Nicole,
Ize am zo sorree foah mye long long delay in writing. Az u may kno frum Sam, Ize am no longer wid Holee Foodz and am triing tah find sumding elze (job-wise) dat iz mowa satisfying tah mee.
Ize hav bin meaning tah wryte tah u and tah let u kno dat 'Zee' and 'Atom' (nutt Adam) r dong extremely wel. Heah iz a lynk tah their picchas (tayken 2day). Dey r 5 munths "nu" nuhow.
Atom & Zee's pictures at 5 months New
Atom iz da lean wun. He iz vewy strong and luks vewy Siamese-like. Zee iz fluffier (juz az strong) and juz a bit heavier in weight aldough neither ov deez 2 mayels r "heavy ." Dey r avridge in size foah their age. Dey r COMPLETELY happee. Dey zzzzleep togetha and plahay togetha and r nevah apart. Wee awl zzzzleep togetha eweree nite. Dey plahay a grate deal -- always wrestling, butz wid nevah any war-like cries or painful "incidents ." Zee haz a louder meow dan Atom (aldough u wud tink id wud be da udda way aroond. Atom's meow iz lyke a tiny squeaky kawl. Zee's iz nutt objectionable aldough maybee (whin mating seezun begins) Ize wiyill hear dat differently. Ize am tinking ov getting dem neutered in aboot a munth.
Dey lyke tah climb ova EVERYTHING and Ize am continually tawkun tah dem aboot dat and triing tah be gentle. Dey LOVE mee and r always climbing awl ova mee. No "head-bumbing" yetz butz vewy affectionate whin Ize pet dem. Zumtimez dey wiyill axshully BOTH jump upe and climb upe mee lyke a tree and sit togetha awn mye shoulders wyill Ize walk aroond and dew dings (or atemped tah ). Dey hav several toys ztill. Their favorites r yiddle balls wid bellz cawld Midnight crazies. Ize wiyill nutt getz dem de-clawed. Dey LOVE tah yews da rope scratching poast ztill.
Anyway, juz thod Ize wud give u a full report awn their happee lyfe heah. Tanx zo mach foah letting mee adopt dem.
Ize ope awl iz wel wid u and evreewun elze at yur playz.
Chip
Translation by http://primepuzzle.com/blog/jspeek.html
using a 1527 word dictionary.
5 comments:
Grate tah zee dais poast frum u! Yur kitties r sooooooooo cute! Nuhow Ize thod u had wun male and wun female. R dey both mayels?
Yes, dey r both mayels. Ize cayne zee why u may hav thod wun wuz female zins, at wun tyme, Ize spoke aboot adopting wun female (hoo wuz da onwy female in da litter ov five and hoo lookeed a bit lyke Luna) and wun male (Zee ). Butz, az id tooned owd, Ize liked da way deez 2 yiddle guyz played togetha and felt dey
belonged togetha. Ize may nutt hav menshuned dat.
Tanx foah da clairuffrikayshun. Ize dew nuhow recommember da deal aboot da girl being in da running early awn. Ize need tah study awl yur picchas agin tah zee if Ize cayne teyell dem apart. Ize egzpecialy lyke da close-up ov Atom. He definitlee luks lyke he's scheming!
What Purrfectly handsome kitties! Good to hear from you, Max. Good luck with your new adventure seeking another revenue stream.
Great to hear from you Max! Such cute kitties. They definately look a yiddle Siamese. Very handsome boys. And I wish you luck with your job search.
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