Tuesday, March 3, 2009

2day in Hiztoree


Onwy 'cause Ize wuz bored; lotz ov nu wurds.


1904 - Kaiser Wilhelm II ov Grrmuny becomes da fuhst purrsun tah make a zound recording ov a political document, uzin Thomas Edison's sillyndur.

1905 - Tsar Nikolaz II ov Rushah agrees tah create an eelekted azemblee, da Duma.

1910 - Rockyfellah Fowndayshun: J.D. Rockyfellah Jr. announces hiz retirement frum managing hiz bizynezzez zo dat he cayne devote full tyme tah being a fillanthrowpust.

1913 - Establishment ov da fuhst futbawl club in Bulgaria - Ticha, nuhow nown az PFC "Cherno Mowa".

1915 - NACA, da predeesezzur ov NASA, iz foundead.

1918 - Grrmuny, Awsteeah and Rushah sign da Treaty ov Brest-Litovsk ending Russia's involvement in World War Ize, and leedin tah da indeepindance ov Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Poland.

1923 - TIME magahzeen iz published foah da fuhst tyme.

1924 - Da 1400-year-old Islamic caliphate iz abawlushed whin Caliph Abdul Mejid II ov da Audomun Empyre iz deposed. Da lazt remnant ov da owld regime givez way tah da reformed Turkey ov Kemal Atatürk.

1924 - Da Free Stayt ov Fiume iz annexed by Kingdumb ov Idalee.

1931 - Da Younighted Ztatez afishilly adopts Da Star-Spangled Bannah az its nayshunal anthem.

1938 - Oyell iz diskoved in Saudi Arabia.

1939 - In Mumbai, Mohandas Gandhi begins tah fazt in protest at da audocradik rewel in India.

1940 - Five peeple r killed in an arzun attack awn da offucez ov da communist newzpapah Norrskensflamman in Luleå, Zweden.

1942 - World War II: Ten Japineeze warplanes raid da town ov Broome, Western Awstraleeah killing mowa dan 100 peeple.

1943 - World War II: In London, England, 173 peeple r killed in a crush wyill triing tah enter an air-raid shelltah at Bethnal Green toob stayshun.

1944 - Da Order ov Nakhimov and Order ov Ushakov r instatooted in USSR az da highest naval awards.

1945 - World War II: Amayericun and Filipino troops tayk Manila in da Philippines.


1953 - A Canaydeeyan Pacific Airlines De Havilland Comet crashes in Karachi, Pakistan killing 11.

1958 - Nuri as-Said becomes da pryme minister ov Irock foah da 14th tyme.

1961 - Hassan II becomes King ov Morocco.

1969 - Apollo prograym: NASA launches Apollo 9 tah test da lunar module.

1971 - Beginning ov Indo-Pakistani War ov 1971 and India's offishall entry tah da Bangladesh Liberation War in zupord ov Mukti Bahini.

1972 - Mohawk Airlines Flight 405 crashes az a result ov a control malfunction and insufficient training in emergency procedures.

1974 - Turkish Airlines Flight 981 crashes at Ermenonville neah Paris, France killing awl 346 aboard.

1976 - 5 workers r killed by da police in a demonstration in Vitoria-Gasteiz, Spain.

1980 - Da USS Nautilus iz decommissioned and stricken.

1985 - Arthur Scargill declares dat da Nayshunal Union ov Mineworkers nayshunal executive voted tah end da longest-running industrial dispute in Grate Britten without any peace deal ova pit closures.

1991 - An amateur videeoh kaptchaz da beating ov Rodney King by Los Angeles police officers.

1991 - In 2 concurring referendums: 74 % ov da population ov Latvia votes foah indeepindance frum da Soviet Union, in Estonia - 83 %.

1991 - Younighted Airlines Flight 585 crashes awn approach into Colorado Springs, Colorado, killing 25.

1992 - Da nation ov Bosnia iz established.

1997 - Da tallest free-standing structure in da Southern Hemisphere, Sky Tahwah in downtown Auckland, Nu Zealand, opens aftah two-and-a-half years ov konstrukshun.

2002 - Citizens ov Switzerland narrowly vote in favor ov their country becombing a member ov da Younighted Nations.

2004 - Belgian brewer Interbrew and Brazilian rival AmBev agree tah merge in a $11.2 billion deal dat forms InBev, da world's largest brewer.

2005 - Mayerthorpe Incident: James Roszko murders faw Royal Canaydeeyan Mounted Police constables during a drug bust at hiz property in Rochfort Brige, Alberta, denn commits suicide. Id iz da deadliest peace-time incident foah da RCMP zins 1885 and da North-West Rebellion.

2005 - Steve Fossett becomes da fuhst purrsun tah fly an airplane non-stop aroond da world solo without refueling.

2 comments:

BuBe said...

this is not a March calendar????

Tobee 'n DeeDee said...

No, it's just a picture of a calendar.