Saturday, April 4, 2009

Ize Beeleev...

Ize Beeleev...
A Birth Certificate shooz dat wee wur born
A Death Certificate shooz dat wee died
Picchas shoo dat wee lived!

Hav a seat...Relax...
And read dais sloelee.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat juz cuz 2 peeple argue,
Id doesn't meanz dey don't luv each udda.
And juz cuz dey don't argue,
Id doesn't meanz dey dew luv each udda..

Ize Beeleev....
Dat wee don't hav tah chainj frends if
Wee udderstaynd dat frends chainj.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat no mattah ow gud a frend iz,
They're gowin tah hurt u eweree wunce in a wyill
And u must forgive dem foah dat.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat troo friendship continues tah groe,
Evun ova da longest distance.
Saym goz foah troo luv..

Ize Beeleev...
Dat u cayne dew sumding in an instant
Dat wiyill give u heartache foah lyfe.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat itz taykin mee a long tyme
Tah becomb da purrsun Ize wan tah be.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat u shud always leave loved wuns wid
Loving wurds. Id may be da lazt tyme u zee dem.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat u cayne keep gowin long aftah u tink u can't.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat wee r responsible foah wat
Wee dew, no mattah ow wee feel.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat eder u control yur attitude or id controls u.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat heroes r da peeple hoo dew wat haz tah be dun whin id kneadz tah be
dun, regardless ov da consequences.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat munee iz a lousy way ov keeping score.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat mye best frend and Ize, cayne dew eneedin, or nuddin and hav da best
tyme.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat zumtimez da peeple u expect tah kick u Whin you're down, wiyill be
da wuns tah elp u getz back upe.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat zumtimez whin I'm angry
Ize hav da ryet tah be angry,
Butz dat doesn't give mee da ryet tah be cruel.

Ize Beeleev.
Dat maturity haz mowa tah dew wid
Wat types ov experiences you've had
And wat you've lernd frum dem
And lezz tah dew wid
Ow many birthdays you've celebrated.

Ize Beeleev....
Dat id isn't always enuff,
Tah be forgiven by uddars.
Zumtimez, u hav tah learn tah forgive yoreselv.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat no mattah ow badd yur hart iz broken
Da world doesn't stop foah yur grief.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat owah background and circumstances
May hav influenced hoo wee r,
Butz, wee r responsible foah hoo wee becomb.

Ize Beeleev......
Dat u shouldn't be zo eager tah find
Owd a secret. Id kud chainj yur lyfe Forever.

Ize Beeleev...
2 peeple cayne luk at da exact saym
Ding and zee sumding totallee difrunt.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat yur lyfe cayne be changed in a mattah ov
Hours by peeple hoo don't evun kno u.

Ize Beeleev....
Dat evun whin u tink u hav no mowa tah give, Whin
A frend cries owd tah u -
U wiyill find da strength tah elp.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat credentials awn da wall
Dew nutt make u a decent humind being.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat da peeple u cair aboot mohst in lyfe
R tayken frum u too zoon.

Ize Beeleev...
Dat u shud send dais tah
Awl ov da peeple dat u beeleev in, Ize juz did.

Translation by http://primepuzzle.com/blog/jspeek.html
using a 1513 word dictionary.

(Sent to me this morning by my friend Doug Laurencelle)

1 comment:

Tobee 'n DeeDee said...

Thanks for translating this. Isn't it from Andy Rooney? I think I have gotten this one be4.