Tobee stole this from Tinyc's web site:
Adam wuz hanging aroond da gahdin ov Eden feeling vewy lonlee. Zo, Gawd asked him, "What's rong wid u?" Adam sayd he didn't hav anyone tah tawk tah. Gawd sayd dat He wuz gowin tah make Adam a companion and dat id wud be a wumin. He sayd, "Dais pritty ladee wiyill gather fud foah u, zhe wiyill cook foah u, and whin u dizcuvah clothing, zhe wiyill warsh id foah u. Zhe
wiyill always agree wid eweree dezsishun u make and zhe wiyill nutt nag u and wiyill always be da fuhst tah admit zhe wuz rong and whin you've had a dizagreemint zhe wiyill prayze u! Zhe wiyill bear yur chilldrin and nevah ask u tah getz upe in da middill ov da nite tah tayk cair ov dem. Zhe wiyill NEVER hav a headache and wiyill freely give u luv and pazzion whenever u need id." Adam asked Gawd, "Wat wiyill a wumin lyke dais cost?" Gawd replied, "An ahm and a leg." Denn Adam asked, "Wat cayne Ize getz foah a rib?" Ov course da rest iz hiztoree ...
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even funnier in Tobeespeak
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