Sunday, October 5, 2008

Chainj


Tobee wuz vewy sad tah hear aboot da reduction in da wurd count. In an effort tah ad summ wurds back into Tobee Speek, he hat an idea. Uzin a thasoaruz tah drum upe mowa wurds! A thasoaruz cayne wuk az sort ov a wurd multiplier. Tobee dasided tah luk upe da wurd "chainj", witch zeems tah be vewy important politically ryet nuhow. He fownd 28 new wurds in hiz thasoaruz foah da wurd "chainj". And if u ad da wurd "thasoaruz", Ize beeleev dais brings us tah 929, witch iz pryme, ov course! Itz alzo mowa dan wee hat befoah. Heah r da newly minted wurds:

(In English)
Change: commutation, exchange, interchange, shift, substitution, switch, trade, transposition, swap, changeover, conversion, metamorphosis, mutation, transfiguration, transformation, transmogrification, transmutation, transubstantiation, alteration, modification, permutation, variation, passage, transit, transition, commute, alter, vary.

(In Tobeeish)
Chainj: comewtashun, xchainj, intahchainj, zhift, subztitwoshun, zwich, trayd, tranzpozishun, zwap, chainjovah, converzhun, medahmorefoziz, mewtashun, tranzfigurayshun, tranzfourmayshun, transmogrification, tranzmewtashun, tranzubztansheashu, alltarayshun, modafakayshun, purrmewtashun, veryashun, pazzage, tranzit, tranzishun, camute, altah, vairee.

1 comment:

Tinyc Tim said...

Itz indereztin tah note dat yur 29 new wurds exactly match da 29 days left befoah wee elect a new president. Don't fret ova da 948 count; az zoon az wee getz rid ov da 19 multiply-defined wurds we'll be pryme agin.

Translation by Toby Speak Version 2.2k
using the sep08.dic dictionary.