Friday, October 3, 2008

Eyerish Blezzin



Here iz an Eyerish Blezzin an sum udder gud advize (witch I hav zent u be4 I tink):

May theah always be wuk foah yur hands tah dew;
May yur purrze always howald a coyne or two;
May da zun always shyn awn yur winnoughpain;
May a raynbo be certain tah fallow each reighn;
May da hand ov a frend always be neah yew;
May Gawd fill yur hart wid gladnezz tah cheer yew.

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Wuk lyke yew don't need da munee.
Luv lyke you've nevah been hurt.
Dance lyke nobuddy iz whatchin.
Zing lyke nobuddy iz lizzenin.
Liv lyke it's hevun awn urth.

Translation by Toby Speak Version 2.2k
using the sep08.dic dictionary.

2 comments:

Tinyc Tim said...

Itz aboot tyme someone added sumding Eyerish. Ize meanz, Linda's Eyerish. I'm paht Welsh, witch iz semi-Irish. I've bin tah Ireland, zo dat maykes mee even mowa Eyerish. Ize hav a green lawn, zo dat maykes mee way mowa Eyerish. Ize went tah da Eyerish Music Festival dais year and watched Eyerish step danzing zo nuhow I've gotz tah be at least 3/4s Eyerish. I'm nutt too gud at finding 4-leaf clovers, butz Ize hav a frend who's an expuht at dais, zo Ize juz cayne ask er tah getz mee a bunch whenever Ize run owd. Linda's gotz at least two Claddagh rings (a "stony beech") and wee hav wun ov doz Cead Mille Failte thingys.

O, BTW, yew and Mr. Max and Ms BuBe hav managed tah bring da wurd count upe tah 916. Onwy 93 tah goe tah hit da fuhst 4-digit pryme.

TcT

Translation by Toby Speak Version 2.2k
using the sep08.dic dictionary.

Tobee 'n DeeDee said...

Wow, a towzand! Dat'z a lot. Speakin ov numbahz, Amee haz nutt smoked 5,292 cigarettez!

Amee iz 1/4 Eyerish. Myke'z mothah, Aneeta, iz alzo Eyerish (Myke iz 1/2 Eyerish). I am part Manx cat, and we come frum the Eyel of Mann, which iz in da UK I tink.